Meet Smokey the Pity

Smokey is a four-year-old blue nosed pit who is looking for a good time, not a long time...All compatible matches should have their owners contact his owners for a potential play date!

Services 

Bump and Grind

Also known as the baby daddy or the baby mama making package.

Boyfriend Package

Bump and grind package plus a snack maybe.

Husband Package

Bump and grind + boyfriend package + child support.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are your rates?

Smokey comes free and is looking for love! Happy to split any baby making costs along the way.

Do you offer overnight pet sitting?

We do not! But happy to host or drop smokey off for his play dates.

How do you ensure the safety of my pets?

We like to ensure both pets get along well before any formal commitment.

“Let’s make it official before my mom makes me wear matching outfits with my sister again.”

-Smokey

Contact us

Have a question or want to schedule a visit? Reach out to us through the contact form below!

About us

Smokey the Pitty's parents are local to the San Antonio, Texas area. We are dedicated to finding Smokey a girlfriend at minimum but hopefully a life partner who he can have a large family with. If you have a cute fur baby as well looking for a partner please send us an email.

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